My eyes are round as a mango shredded in the summer.
My hair is dark as midnight in the countryside.
My eyebrows are smooth as printing paper dried.
My ears are flappy as a folder used for 5 years.
My forehead is hard as a rock from 8 million years ago.
My eardrum is as delicate as a helpless 1 day old caterpillar in the Namib Desert.