Curious Coyote: Nice silver toilet.
Lazy Wolf: That’s the platinum toilet. Here’s the silver toilet.
Author: Alex
Lazy Wolf on Hobart
Male Mallard Duck
Lazy Wolf versus Godzilla
Lazy Wolf: I wonder if I’m out matched?
Monster Truck Wolf
Lazy Wolf: What did I crush now?
Curious Coyote: Used minivan.
Lazy Wolf: Good. Only 40,000 dollars.
Sky Diving
Curious Coyote: If your lunch is here, then where’s your parachute?
Lazy Wolf: Ooh! So that’s why my lunch on the plane tasted like parachute (so plastic).
Conductor Wolf
Lazy Wolf: Passangers! At 11:00 we will be having drinks. At 12:00 we will be having lunch. And at 1:00 we will be falling off a bridge.
One Step Trail
Lazy Wolf: That was a very long trail.
Curious Coyote: You only took one step.
Lazy Wolf: That was a very long step.
Martial Arts Wolf
Student: Sensei Wolf, I did the “fix your microwave” drill.
Lazy Wolf: Good. Now make me some Taekwon-donuts, and some kara-tea.
Where did all my dough go?
Lazy Wolf: Where did all my dough go?