Author: Alex

Lazy Wolf: I split food into my own food groups.
Flea: What are they?
Lazy Wolf: There is barbeque stuff, which holds 63, discusting healthy food (7.2 trillion), good pizza flavors(638), bad pizza flavors(0), and Fez’s Pizza’s mozzarella sticks(1).

Lazy Wolf: What’s that?
Monkey: A jacket.
Lazy Wolf: I thought only jack rabbits wear jackets.

Lazy Wolf: What did you have for lunch?
Cactus: Nothing. I couldn’t find my dried food.
Lazy Wolf: I might’ve eaten it. I thought it said fried food.