Lazy Wolf: Ta-da!!
Rabbit: You know that we’re doing a music assignment.
Author: Alex
Franken-Wolf
Land Fish
Lazy Wolf: How come there’s no fish here?
Bleach Sandwich
Lazy Wolf: Why is my turkey, swiss cheese, barbeque pork, chicken, pepperoni, tomato, and roast beef sandwich not ready yet? And it looks ucooked and wet.
Curious Coyote: I think it’s because you’re using a washing machine, not an oven.
Pop!
Lazy Wolf: Guess what my favorite word is?
Bird: Pop!
Lazy Wolf: How did you know?
Chef Lazy’s Food and Wood
Curious Coyote: Why are you using those to cut wood?
Lazy Wolf: Well they are called chopsticks.
Bonk Bowling
Lazy Wolf: Head in one!
Lazy Wolf: Oops! Wrong sport.
In collaboration with friend Yiling.
Vote Lazy Wolf for President
Curious Coyote: Did you memorize all or at least most of your presidential speech?
Lazy Wolf: Yep. Actually half. Okay … some of it. Maybe none of it.
The Lazy Crazy Cafe
Lazy Wolf: Who would like a banana blueberry muffin flatte? 99.9999999% off!
Under ar-rest
Lazy Wolf: You’re under arrest!
Bird: Why?
Lazy Wolf: Because you can’t sleep!