The original nice Sam:
Food Group Conversation with Flea
Lazy Wolf: I split food into my own food groups. Flea: What are they? Lazy Wolf: There is barbeque stuff, which holds 63, discusting healthy food (7.2 trillion), good pizza flavors(638), bad pizza flavors(0), and Fez’s Pizza’s mozzarella sticks(1).
Jack Rabbit
Lazy Wolf: What’s that? Monkey: A jacket. Lazy Wolf: I thought only jack rabbits wear jackets.
You’re filled with water but not food
Lazy Wolf: What did you have for lunch? Cactus: Nothing. I couldn’t find my dried food. Lazy Wolf: I might’ve eaten it. I thought it said fried food.
ValenPizza
Wizards do whiz
Lazy Wolf: I’m a wizard! Bird: Show me some magic. Lazy Wolf: Wizards don’t do magic. Magicians do.
How about my mouth
Curious Coyote: Hi. Lazy Wolf: What? Curious Coyote: Hi. Lazy Wolf: Say that again. Curious Coyote: H-I-! Lazy Wolf: Sorry. I can’t seem to be listening with my nose today. Curious Coyote: Try listening with your ears.
Oven Robot
Did you notice that he is a very poor speller?
