Knight wolf: I’m ready for battle, Captain.
Captain Canine: Why do you have a bone?
Knight wolf: Because I ate the meat off it.
Category: Comics
Cake Over Head
Lazy Wolf: Hmm… I wonder (why) it’s called the cake over head.
Porcu-wolf
Lazy Wolf: Did you know that porcupine aren’t made of – pork?
Lazy Wolf Going to Turkey
Ms. Kangaroo: Why are you driving the ship?
Lazy Wolf: To go to Turkey.
Ms. Kangaroo: Why Turkey?
Lazy Wolf: Isn’t there lots of turkeys there?
Lazy Wolf: a Unicorn and a Banana
Curious Coyote: What do you think that is?
Lazy Wolf: Hmm… a unicorn disguised as a banana.
Curious Coyote: Why that?
Lazy Wolf: Because it actually says it.
Lazy Wolf – Time to Get Up!
Lazy Wolf Comics
9:00am
12:00pm
6:00pm
12:00am
12:01am
Huh? … back to sleep
Pizza guy: Your spinach pizza is ready
Lazy wolf: I prefer chicken pizza.