Category: Comics

Lazy Wolf: I’m going down the sea to make jelly doughnuts.
Pig: Why do you need to go down the sea?
Lazy Wolf: First, I need to collect some jellyfish for jelly. Next, I heard there’s hidden treasure in the sea so I’ll get a ton of dough. And …
Pig: Let me guess. You’re already nuts.

 

(Phone): Talking with flea.
Flea: So hi! I somehow got invited to a game show about George Washington.
Flea: so do you know anything he dislikes?
Lazy Wolf: Teeth. That’s why he kept losing them.

Lazy Wolf: I split food into my own food groups.
Flea: What are they?
Lazy Wolf: There is barbeque stuff, which holds 63, discusting healthy food (7.2 trillion), good pizza flavors(638), bad pizza flavors(0), and Fez’s Pizza’s mozzarella sticks(1).

 

 

Lazy Wolf: What’s that?
Monkey: A jacket.
Lazy Wolf: I thought only jack rabbits wear jackets.

Lazy Wolf: What did you have for lunch?
Cactus: Nothing. I couldn’t find my dried food.
Lazy Wolf: I might’ve eaten it. I thought it said fried food.