Category: Comics

Curious Coyote: If your lunch is here, then where’s your parachute?
Lazy Wolf: Ooh! So that’s why my lunch on the plane tasted like parachute (so plastic).

 

Lazy Wolf: Passangers! At 11:00 we will be having drinks. At 12:00 we will be having lunch. And at 1:00 we will be falling off a bridge.

Lazy Wolf: That was a very long trail.
Curious Coyote: You only took one step.
Lazy Wolf: That was a very long step.

 

Student: Sensei Wolf, I did the “fix your microwave” drill.
Lazy Wolf: Good. Now make me some Taekwon-donuts, and some kara-tea.

Lazy Wolf: Where did all my dough go?

Lazy Wolf: Hi! Would you like some steak pies, chicken pot pie, fish pie? A meatball sandwich, a chicken sandwich, a beed sandwich, a steak cake, a cheese cake, a … 
Mr. Moose: I am a vegetarian! But I’d take some cheese cake.
Lazy Wolf: Sure, and leave.