Tag: Lazy Wolf

Look, I have a Minecraft Orespawn sword! It is a tiger’s eye sword.
Ew… does that mean this is made of a cat’s eye?
I think I’ll use my giant corndog as a weapon instead.
Wait, …

Eww, it’s made of a dog’s corn.

 

Lazy Wolf: I’m going down the sea to make jelly doughnuts.
Pig: Why do you need to go down the sea?
Lazy Wolf: First, I need to collect some jellyfish for jelly. Next, I heard there’s hidden treasure in the sea so I’ll get a ton of dough. And …
Pig: Let me guess. You’re already nuts.

 

(Phone): Talking with flea.
Flea: So hi! I somehow got invited to a game show about George Washington.
Flea: so do you know anything he dislikes?
Lazy Wolf: Teeth. That’s why he kept losing them.