Lazy Wolf – Page 9

The Ice Cream Cow

Lazy Wolf: Can I have some more pistachio?
Ice Cream Cow: We’re out of pistachio ice cream.
Lazy Wolf: How about chicken ice cream?
Ice Cream Cow: We don’t sell that.

To Europe

Lazy Wolf: Ah! Ready to get on!

(Sign says: No wolves, No Smoking and No more than 10 pounds of food)

Shopping with a pig

… Oink!
Curious Coyote: Did you put a pig in (under) your new clothes?
Lazy Wolf: No.
Lazy Wolf: Maybe.

Snacks on a walk

Grandma Wolf: Hey! Are you boys eating snacks? It’s only a 12-hour walk.
Curious Coyote: No.
Lazy Wolf: It’s was Coyote.

Drinking Mixup

Curious Coyote: Hi, Lazy.
Lazy Wolf: Hi, Curious.
Lazy Wolf: I’m drunking too much. I’m drink.
Lazy Wolf: and green at my look sofa.

To the chest of meat

Pirate Eagle: I’ll get to the chest of meat before you.
Pirate Wolf: What if I slap your face with a fish?
Pirate Eagle: What are the chances of that happening?