A Perfect Banana Split
Where’s my perfect banana split
I want it tasty and not wrong a bit
The flavors I want are chocolate, vanilla and strawberry
I want to ice cream 100% dairy,
And I also want it topped with a cherry
No spinach, corn or carrots
And no walnuts, feed them to our ferret
I want to eat it with my bandana
and don’t ask why
Don’t forget the whipped cream or I’ll cry
Now I’ll taste it to know how good it seems
And wait, you forgot the banana
My Fish Sticks
My fish sticks
They’re as hard as bricks
My fish sticks
They’re making me sick
My fish sticks
They weren’t even fried
My fish sticks
Without my soda, I could have cried
My fish sticks
I want them with ketchup
My fish sticks
I would rather drink from a dirty cup
Chicken Numbers
One chicken wing
make me do nothing
Two chicken wings
can make me sing
Three chicken wings
can make me cry
Four chicken wings
can make me pry
Five chicken wings
can make me a king
I Hate Soda
I hate soda!
I hate Coke
once it made me choke
I hate Sprite
I think it can bite
I hate Fanta
I would rather not get a present from Santa
I hate crush
I would rather give my teeth a brush
A Un-weird Pizza
I would like my pizza …
made with the sauce of tomato
no … potato
made with mozzarella cheese
no … the honey of bees
made with pepperoni
no … baloney
made with mushrooms
no … the end of brooms
made with bacon strips
no … parts of a ship
made with BBQ pulled pork
no … the silver of a fork
made with garlic bread
no … squid instead
So, that’s a un-weird pizza
I’m the Hamburger King
I’m the hamburger king!
You don’t know how many sandwiches
I can bring.
When there’s a lot of customers
I go cha-ching!
I make it with beef, cheese, lettuce,
tomato, onion and bacon
between a bun.
Once, I sold on to a nun.
For sides, I serve fruit, and fries.
Even a burger-hater buys!
Well I’m the hamburger king!
and you don’t know how many sandwiches I can bring.
Please can I have some more junk food
