Lazy Wolf: Where did all my dough go?
A Poetry Book – Please, can I have some more fast food
A Perfect Banana Split Where’s my perfect banana split I want it tasty and not wrong a bit The flavors I want are chocolate, vanilla and strawberry I want to ice cream 100% dairy, And I also want it topped with a cherry No spinach, corn or carrots And no walnuts, feed them to our … Continue reading “A Poetry Book – Please, can I have some more fast food”
Baker Wolf
Lazy Wolf: Hi! Would you like some steak pies, chicken pot pie, fish pie? A meatball sandwich, a chicken sandwich, a beed sandwich, a steak cake, a cheese cake, a … Mr. Moose: I am a vegetarian! But I’d take some cheese cake. Lazy Wolf: Sure, and leave.
Shopper Wolf
Lazy Wolf: I wonder why the cost is $1024.95.
Party Wolf
Lazy Wolf: Come and boogie a little. Kangaroo: No thanks. Music: Meat, meat, meat get your beat, beat, beat and eat, eat, eat some chicken breast, breast, breast Wolf is the best, best, best!
French Toast Wolf
Lazy Wolf: Ah, my meat loaf smells like toast.
Lazy Wolf in Space
Lazy Wolf: I set up this base right. But I don’t get why it keeps saying DANGER!
Lieutenant Wolf
Lazy Wolf: Why does the general keep saying I’m holding my gun wrong?
Shark Wolf
Bear cub: Shark!! Lazy Wolf: What shark! What shark!
The Ice Cream Cow
Lazy Wolf: Can I have some more pistachio? Ice Cream Cow: We’re out of pistachio ice cream. Lazy Wolf: How about chicken ice cream? Ice Cream Cow: We don’t sell that.