Category: Comics

Lazy Wolf: How about pizza?
Flea: Nope.
Lazy Wolf: Nacho’s n cheese, or a cheese burger?
Flea: Out. And not even close.
Lazy Wolf: Why?
Flea: Mice came.

Bird: Chef Lazy, why is there money in my bacon?
Lazy Wolf: Well, we ran out (of) pork and started using piggy banks.

Lazy Wolf: Oo, oo, oo! I landed on Boardwalk! With an additional hotel! For only $400? Can I buy it?
Flea: It’s $2,000, first of all. And you don’t get it.
Lazy Wolf: Why?
Flea: Because it’s my property. p.s. Give me the $2,000 cause you have to pay me.

Flea: Are you Lazy Wolf?
Lazy Wolf: No. I’m uh … Smith. Black Smith.
Flea: But how come it says Lazy Wolf on your suit and your dorky red cylinder hat thingy?
Lazy Wolf: It’s a fez. And I’m from um … Yukon and in Yukonese, Lazy Wolf means Black Smith.

Loud Speaker: Duck ahead!
Lazy Wolf: Time for dinner! … Why are you guys crouching? It’s just a duck.

Lazy Wolf: … and here’s the anti-gravity carrot bed.
Curious Coyote: Where’s the Christmas tree and Canadian bacon bed?
Lazy Wolf: Are you crazy! It’s in the holiday meat section.

Curious Coyote: Today I read about minerals. My favorite mineral is the tiger’s eye.
Lazy Wolf: So, basically, cats are made out of gemstones. I wonder what cats think of us.

Book reads: Dogs are made of dead animals. — The cat article.