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Lazy Wolf: … and here’s the anti-gravity carrot bed.
Curious Coyote: Where’s the Christmas tree and Canadian bacon bed?
Lazy Wolf: Are you crazy! It’s in the holiday meat section.

 

Curious Coyote: Today I read about minerals. My favorite mineral is the tiger’s eye.
Lazy Wolf: So, basically, cats are made out of gemstones. I wonder what cats think of us.

Book reads: Dogs are made of dead animals. — The cat article.

 

Lazy Wolf: I want to be an inventor.
Curious Coyote: Nice. I can get some supplies for you.
Lazy Wolf: Okay. I’ll need a metal box, a car, a calculator, a few wires, a clock, and some french fries.
Curious Coyote: Want are you making or inventing?
Lazy Wolf: A time machine.
Curious Coyote: Potato-powered?
Lazy Wolf: No. I’m eating the fries. This can be hard work. It can take minutes!

 

Pizza Pig: What kind of pizza do you want? I would suggest pepperoni pizza.
Lazy Wolf: I don’t want pepper on a pizza! I want meat!

 

Lazy Wolf: Are you a mem?
Koala Bear: What’s a mem?
Lazy Wolf: An Australian Mom.
Koala Bear: Really?
Lazy Wolf: Sure. Go look it up in the fake word dictionary.

Penguin: Aahhh! There is a hurricane!
Lazy Wolf: Oo! I want a candy cane!

 

Flamingo: You know you’re supposed to do the heroes section of the photography section of the newspaper, right?
Lazy Wolf: Pizza is a hero. Without pizza, we wouldn’t have cheesy breadsticks, or pepperoni pizza, right? 

Lazy Wolf: Where are my paninis? I checked everywhere: the closet, the cellar and the porta-potty!
Ants: How about the fridge?
Lazy Wolf: Who would put a panini in crazy place like that?

Lazy Bot: I am from the future.
Lazy Wolf: You seem familiar. Are you Elvis?

 

Happy B-earthday!

 

Note: This is a special comic Alex made for his sister’s birthday. He also introduced a girl baby fox (kit) into the comics per suggestion from his classmate.