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Pet store owner: Hi! Welcom to the pet store. What would you like?
Lazy Wolf: Uhh … Rats!
Pet store owner: What happened? Did you lose your wallet?
Lazy Wolf: No. I would like some pet rats.

 

Lazy Wolf: How come there’s no fish here?

 

Lazy Wolf: Why is my turkey, swiss cheese, barbeque pork, chicken, pepperoni, tomato, and roast beef sandwich not ready yet? And it looks ucooked and wet.
Curious Coyote: I think it’s because you’re using a washing machine, not an oven.

 

Lazy Wolf: Guess what my favorite word is?
Bird: Pop!
Lazy Wolf: How did you know?

 

Curious Coyote: Why are you using those to cut wood?
Lazy Wolf: Well they are called chopsticks.

 

Lazy Wolf: Head in one!
Lazy Wolf: Oops! Wrong sport.

In collaboration with friend Yiling.

 

Lazy Wolf: Who would like a banana blueberry muffin flatte? 99.9999999% off!

 

Lazy Wolf: You’re under arrest!
Bird: Why?
Lazy Wolf: Because you can’t sleep!

Lazy Wolf: I, Lazy Wolf the great shall conquer the world!
Snake: Sssir! Firsst, do you want to go out for sssome fro-yo or sssomething?
Lazy Wolf: Sure.