Grandpasaurus Lazy Wolf: Look! I found a prehistoric fossil. Curious Coyote: That’s grandpa. Lazy Wolf: Well he’s prehistoric.
Monster Truck Wolf Lazy Wolf: What did I crush now? Curious Coyote: Used minivan. Lazy Wolf: Good. Only 40,000 dollars.
Sky Diving Curious Coyote: If your lunch is here, then where’s your parachute? Lazy Wolf: Ooh! So that’s why my lunch on the plane tasted like parachute (so plastic).
Conductor Wolf Lazy Wolf: Passangers! At 11:00 we will be having drinks. At 12:00 we will be having lunch. And at 1:00 we will be falling off a bridge.
One Step Trail Lazy Wolf: That was a very long trail.Curious Coyote: You only took one step. Lazy Wolf: That was a very long step.
Martial Arts Wolf Student: Sensei Wolf, I did the “fix your microwave” drill. Lazy Wolf: Good. Now make me some Taekwon-donuts, and some kara-tea.