This is for the fans of game ‘plants vs. zombies‘.
Tag: Lazy Wolf
A Wolf’s Touch
Whale: Why did you punch me?
Lazy Wolf: I didn’t punch you. I just touched you very hard with my fist.
Lazy Wolf in Computer Lab
Programmer Bird: Let’s search this up on the web.
Lazy Wolf: Web? I’m afraid of spiders!
Programmer Bird: Rats. There’s a bug right now.
Lazy Wolf: Rats? Bugs? I am scared of them.
Lazy Wolf Goes Mini
Lazy Wolf: From now on, I will be playing mini golf and buy a mini van and …
Curious Coyote: Eat mini pizza?
Lazy Wolf: Uuuhhhh …
Rats
Pet store owner: Hi! Welcom to the pet store. What would you like?
Lazy Wolf: Uhh … Rats!
Pet store owner: What happened? Did you lose your wallet?
Lazy Wolf: No. I would like some pet rats.
Music Assignment
Lazy Wolf: Ta-da!!
Rabbit: You know that we’re doing a music assignment.
Franken-Wolf
Land Fish
Lazy Wolf: How come there’s no fish here?
Bleach Sandwich
Lazy Wolf: Why is my turkey, swiss cheese, barbeque pork, chicken, pepperoni, tomato, and roast beef sandwich not ready yet? And it looks ucooked and wet.
Curious Coyote: I think it’s because you’re using a washing machine, not an oven.
Pop!
Lazy Wolf: Guess what my favorite word is?
Bird: Pop!
Lazy Wolf: How did you know?