Lazy Wolf – Page 6

Chef Lazy’s Food and Wood

Curious Coyote: Why are you using those to cut wood?
Lazy Wolf: Well they are called chopsticks.

Bonk Bowling

Lazy Wolf: Head in one!
Lazy Wolf: Oops! Wrong sport.

In collaboration with friend Yiling.

Vote Lazy Wolf for President

Curious Coyote: Did you memorize all or at least most of your presidential speech?
Lazy Wolf: Yep. Actually half. Okay … some of it. Maybe none of it.

The Lazy Crazy Cafe

Lazy Wolf: Who would like a banana blueberry muffin flatte? 99.9999999% off!

Under ar-rest

Lazy Wolf: You’re under arrest!
Bird: Why?
Lazy Wolf: Because you can’t sleep!

Lazy Wolf the Great goes for fro-yo

Lazy Wolf: I, Lazy Wolf the great shall conquer the world!
Snake: Sssir! Firsst, do you want to go out for sssome fro-yo or sssomething?
Lazy Wolf: Sure.

Curious Coyote: Wow. You built your rocket so high that you don’t even need to launch to the moon!
Lazy Wolf: No. I’m heading for the sun and it’s the solar eclipse.
Lazy Wolf: Now the problem is… how do you get the moon out of the way?