Alex – Page 5

What did it snow outside?

Lazy Wolf: Inside my house, it snowed a foot!
Flea: Impossible!
Lazy Wolf: No, literally. There’s a foot made of snow.

Timmy the Turtle

Alex: How do you like the flying out eyebrows?
Mom (playing dumb): Oh! I thought those were antennas.
Alex (LOL): Turtles don’t have antennas!

Flea’s Cheese

Lazy Wolf: How about pizza?
Flea: Nope.
Lazy Wolf: Nacho’s n cheese, or a cheese burger?
Flea: Out. And not even close.
Lazy Wolf: Why?
Flea: Mice came.

[Book] Pirate – The Robbers of the Sea

Piggy Bank Bacon

Bird: Chef Lazy, why is there money in my bacon?
Lazy Wolf: Well, we ran out (of) pork and started using piggy banks.

Lazy’s Cool Diner

At Lazy’s Cool Diner,
we serve from 7:11, to 11:07.
During your meal,
you’ll have your own personal shoe-shiner.

We have 15 perfect dishes for you to chew:
grilled cheese sandwiches, pancakes with some melon,
french toast, new deep-dish pizza that we’re sellin’,
maybe some sausages wrapped in fried bacon,
or even some muffins that people are takin’,
we have hot lamb chops, and roasted chicken,
big well-done steaks which people are pickin’,
5 fish sticks, 13 mozzarella cheese sticks,
a banana, come on, just 3 more picks,
saucy spagetti, ripe apples that are red,
and finally, the last dish, it’s buttered bread.

Now you know the dishes at Lazy’s Cool Diner,
come on over to eat where nothing’s finer.

Toothless

– from movie “How to train your dragon”

Author: Alex