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Within Every Dream There is a Nightmare

The Lazy Wolf Monopoly

From The Lazy Crazy Cafe to Butcher Bear’s Burger Barbecue, from Buffet de Nellen to Dips, Chips, ‘n Sandwiches, from Orange Ostrich’s Oven to Fez’s Pizza, you will surely find some of your favorite food. Take the Carnivore Cruise, ride in Lazy Wolf’s Combat Car, travel back in time in Lazy Wolf’s Time Machine, or hop on Lazy Wolf’s Rocket to the Sun for an unforgettable adventure! Last but not the least, no more Go To Jail – Eat Soggy Burgers instead!

Check out the Lazy Wolf Monopoly:

Click on the images below to view details of each card:

The first time Lazy Wolf tasted pizza

Pizza Pig: What kind of pizza do you want? I would suggest pepperoni pizza.
Lazy Wolf: I don’t want pepper on a pizza! I want meat!

There’s a wolf eating tacos in Australia!

Lazy Wolf: Are you a mem?
Koala Bear: What’s a mem?
Lazy Wolf: An Australian Mom.
Koala Bear: Really?
Lazy Wolf: Sure. Go look it up in the fake word dictionary.

Candy hurricane

Penguin: Aahhh! There is a hurricane!
Lazy Wolf: Oo! I want a candy cane!

Three Poems

There once was someone named Chicky
Who was very very picky
He thought French toast tasted like compost
and Mozzarella sticks tasted like bricks
So he himself turned into something icky

There once was a talker named Walker
who got stung by a poisonous death-stalker
There was pain and more pain
which drove him insane
until there was no more of that talker

There once was a man named Larry
Whose skin was very hairy
But once he got fried
Which even went down his side
and made him look like a cherry