The Lazy Wolf Monopoly
From The Lazy Crazy Cafe to Butcher Bear’s Burger Barbecue, from Buffet de Nellen to Dips, Chips, ‘n Sandwiches, from Orange Ostrich’s Oven to Fez’s Pizza, you will surely find some of your favorite food. Take the Carnivore Cruise, ride in Lazy Wolf’s Combat Car, travel back in time in Lazy Wolf’s Time Machine, or hop on Lazy Wolf’s … Continue reading “The Lazy Wolf Monopoly”
The first time Lazy Wolf tasted pizza
Pizza Pig: What kind of pizza do you want? I would suggest pepperoni pizza. Lazy Wolf: I don’t want pepper on a pizza! I want meat!
There’s a wolf eating tacos in Australia!
Lazy Wolf: Are you a mem? Koala Bear: What’s a mem? Lazy Wolf: An Australian Mom. Koala Bear: Really? Lazy Wolf: Sure. Go look it up in the fake word dictionary.
Candy hurricane
Penguin: Aahhh! There is a hurricane! Lazy Wolf: Oo! I want a candy cane!
Three Poems
There once was someone named Chicky Who was very very picky He thought French toast tasted like compost and Mozzarella sticks tasted like bricks So he himself turned into something icky There once was a talker named Walker who got stung by a poisonous death-stalker There was pain and more pain which drove him insane … Continue reading “Three Poems”
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Santa Claws
Santa Claws: Hoo Hoo Hoo! Lazy Wolf: Brrr … What are you, an owl?
Little Toilet
Lazy Wolf: I got you what you wanted for Christmas: A toilet named Tle! Girl Kit: No! I wanted a little toy!
Breaking News: pizza is a hero!
Flamingo: You know you’re supposed to do the heroes section of the photography section of the newspaper, right? Lazy Wolf: Pizza is a hero. Without pizza, we wouldn’t have cheesy breadsticks, or pepperoni pizza, right?