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Lazy Wolf: I’m a wizard!
Bird: Show me some magic.
Lazy Wolf: Wizards don’t do magic. Magicians do.

Curious Coyote: Hi.
Lazy Wolf: What?
Curious Coyote: Hi.
Lazy Wolf: Say that again.
Curious Coyote: H-I-!
Lazy Wolf: Sorry. I can’t seem to be listening with my nose today.
Curious Coyote: Try listening with your ears.

Lazy Wolf: Inside my house, it snowed a foot!
Flea: Impossible!
Lazy Wolf: No, literally. There’s a foot made of snow.

Lazy Wolf: How about pizza?
Flea: Nope.
Lazy Wolf: Nacho’s n cheese, or a cheese burger?
Flea: Out. And not even close.
Lazy Wolf: Why?
Flea: Mice came.

 

Bird: Chef Lazy, why is there money in my bacon?
Lazy Wolf: Well, we ran out (of) pork and started using piggy banks.

 

Lazy Wolf: Oo, oo, oo! I landed on Boardwalk! With an additional hotel! For only $400? Can I buy it?
Flea: It’s $2,000, first of all. And you don’t get it.
Lazy Wolf: Why?
Flea: Because it’s my property. p.s. Give me the $2,000 cause you have to pay me.

 

Flea: Are you Lazy Wolf?
Lazy Wolf: No. I’m uh … Smith. Black Smith.
Flea: But how come it says Lazy Wolf on your suit and your dorky red cylinder hat thingy?
Lazy Wolf: It’s a fez. And I’m from um … Yukon and in Yukonese, Lazy Wolf means Black Smith.

 

Loud Speaker: Duck ahead!
Lazy Wolf: Time for dinner! … Why are you guys crouching? It’s just a duck.