Alex does something creative everyday
Lazy Wolf: I split food into my own food groups.
Flea: What are they?
Lazy Wolf: There is barbeque stuff, which holds 63, discusting healthy food (7.2 trillion), good pizza flavors(638), bad pizza flavors(0), and Fez’s Pizza’s mozzarella sticks(1).
Lazy Wolf: What’s that?
Monkey: A jacket.
Lazy Wolf: I thought only jack rabbits wear jackets.
Lazy Wolf: What did you have for lunch?
Cactus: Nothing. I couldn’t find my dried food.
Lazy Wolf: I might’ve eaten it. I thought it said fried food.
Lazy Wolf: I’m a wizard!
Bird: Show me some magic.
Lazy Wolf: Wizards don’t do magic. Magicians do.
Curious Coyote: Hi.
Lazy Wolf: What?
Curious Coyote: Hi.
Lazy Wolf: Say that again.
Curious Coyote: H-I-!
Lazy Wolf: Sorry. I can’t seem to be listening with my nose today.
Curious Coyote: Try listening with your ears.
Lazy Wolf: Inside my house, it snowed a foot!
Flea: Impossible!
Lazy Wolf: No, literally. There’s a foot made of snow.
Lazy Wolf: How about pizza?
Flea: Nope.
Lazy Wolf: Nacho’s n cheese, or a cheese burger?
Flea: Out. And not even close.
Lazy Wolf: Why?
Flea: Mice came.
Bird: Chef Lazy, why is there money in my bacon?
Lazy Wolf: Well, we ran out (of) pork and started using piggy banks.
